MAKE ME HAPPY $1 / MONTH NO PROMISES 0 SUPPORTERS NO BULLSHIT SOMETHING TO LET ME BREATHE MAKE ME HAPPY $1 / MONTH NO PROMISES 0 SUPPORTERS NO BULLSHIT SOMETHING TO LET ME BREATHE
Something to let me breathe

Make
Me Happy.

You pay $15 for someone's blurry photos. You pay for three streaming services you open twice a year. You donate to strangers online for doing absolutely nothing.

So give me $1. I won't pretend it's worth it.

I'm just a guy who works too much, commutes too long, and hasn't had real time to himself in longer than he'd like to admit. I even have an injury I haven't had time to see a doctor about.

I'll be honest about everything along the way. The good, the stupid, and whatever happens in between.

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// the fine print
× Exclusive content
don't have time to make it
× Life advice
barely managing mine
× Updates on a schedule
when something happens, you'll hear it
× A persona
what you get is what I am
× Your money's worth
I said what I said
"So what do you actually get?"
Honesty. From someone who doesn't have an angle.
// if this actually works
500
Feet pic.
I said what I said. First milestone, first proof of life.
1K
???
You'll find out when we get there.
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dollar.

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